Piada bilingue (em spaninglish)

The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked

 “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?”

Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first eez that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban deed”

Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “The third reason is that I ama better in bed than than you ..”

Wife: Really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”

Wife: “So how much raise do you want?”

 

Nota do editor: não sei quem é o autor. Chegou para mim via e-mail. Achei bem criativa e sutil. Quem não entender por causa do idioma, posso solucionar traduzindo. Mas quem não entender o espírito da piada, é caso perdido.